domingo, 9 de maio de 2010

My Next Life


In my next life I want to live my life backwards.You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for highschool. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsabilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.

Woody Allen


2 comentários:

Vitor Samuel disse...

E acaba voltando de onde veio, o início e fim acaba por ser o mesmo, a roda da vida em ação, a diferença o que voce faz no meio, e voce não precisa seguir a cronologia que está descrita em seu texto.

Paz.

Sofia Monteiro disse...

O famoso texto que vinha para o blog!:D
LOVE IT! :D